When I drink, I often puke the next morning. I feel like this is one of those things that could be evidence of a larger health problem. Anybody know?
"The hardest thing to explain is the glaringly evident which everybody had decided not to see."
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When I drink, I often puke the next morning. I feel like this is one of those things that could be evidence of a larger health problem. Anybody know?
R. Kelly’s “in the closet:” the Beowulf of our time
Sing “fruit on the bottom” to the tune of “smoke on the water”
Can I get a REBLOG!?
As if I were ending a prayer
I’m like the zennest motherfucker. Cause anyone else, in the circumstances, would have SMACKED! THAT! BITCH!
Looking at someone you-don’t-like’s blog and accidentally liking one post because you thought it was cool and forgot whose blog you were on
I would love some chunky shoes with silver soles

Found this on a hair page on instagram. This is how I have my hair!
Scaranoid
| Me: | here is a fractal equation. |
|---|---|
| Tom: | the answer is 36 |
| Me: | no the answer is a fractal |
The thing to do when someone’s into you and you’re not into them is to say really bizarre things to catch them off guard and see how they react.
It just occurred to me that “bury the hatchet” is a really weird phrase. Like, you could bury the hatchet you were going to use on your enemy thus making peace, or you could later bury the hatchet used to kill the new mutual enemies you and your former enemy just bonded over murdering together…
So I’m working on my final art project and there’s one guy in the studio with me and he keeps showing me these anime dub videos and I’m trying really really hard to send the message that this YouTube thing is slowly eroding my soul
Is this reality? Did Cintia Dicker just dye her hair black with like, swamp green tips?