May 2013
125 posts
cartoonzombie:
Can I be into a coma now?
DXM. The drug you didn’t learn about in school. Or maybe you did, through experience.
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fay-xoxo:
hurricane-emily:
jimgaffigan:
Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.
maybe
just maybe
women do some things for themselves and not just for men
what a concept
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^ Absolutely. I don’t dress the way I do for men, I don’t style my hair for men, I don’t wear makeup for men. It’s part of my...
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heismyfirstolive:
timelordsandhunters:
is nobody going to talk about this painting
i mean those men are just casually rIDING THEIR BEARDS NBD
never mind them, i’m more concerned about the guy kidnapping a woman with his beard
multipack:
whats that thing called when your crush likes you back
oh yeah
imagination
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unironicgoth:
my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees
am I the only one that thinks “I love you.” & “I’m in love with you.” are two totally different things
janelwritespoetry:
you never really know someone until you’ve read what they write at 3 am when loneliness consumes them but does not destroy them
“I wish there was a way that you knew you were in the good ol’ days before you’ve...”
– Andy Bernard (via bollockstoyourassmar)
this urn will turn you into a tree after you die
seapeny:
rainbow-road-to-happiness:
You can choose what kind of tree you want to become
Idk I just find this beautiful
just imagine cemeteries looking like this
a forest of living, changing, beautiful trees. I think a tombstone holds much more finality in death than a tree. It’s like you are living on symbolically through something greater than yourself.
this is a serious post...
thepensivebrony:
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
youwishangelfish:
Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
I apologize to all the great authors out there when I say I would forgo any other book for this one.
biologytextbook:
a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop
My foster-word right now is “yo.”
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R. Kelly’s “in the closet:” the Beowulf of our time
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“Write hard and clear about what hurts.”
– Ernest Hemingway (via rainydaysandblankets)
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Guys
Sing “fruit on the bottom” to the tune of “smoke on the water”
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It’s a lot easier to say you’re mad, than to admit...
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Can I get a REBLOG!?
As if I were ending a prayer
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“I’m like the zennest motherfucker. Cause anyone else, in the...”
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Looking at someone you-don’t-like’s blog and accidentally liking one post because you thought it was cool and forgot whose blog you were on
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“I would love some chunky shoes with silver soles”
– My brain 24/7 